Friday, September 28th, 2012

Golden Oldie

                One reason why George Washington
                Is held in such veneration
                He never blamed his problems
                On the former Administration.

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Golden Oldie

        George Washington was first in war,
        first in peace -- and the first to have
        his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
                         -Ashley Cooper

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
                -- Thomas Edison

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Golden Oldie




     I never wanted to see anybody die
     but there are a few obituary notices
     I have read with pleasure.

                    -Clarence Darrow

Monday, September 24th, 2012

Thank God every morning when you get up
       that you have something to do which
       must be done, whether you like it or not.
                  -Charles Kingsley
                   (1819 - 1875)
                   Also the author of
                   Friday's tftd as
                   reported by "Charmain"

Friday, September 21st, 2012

Golden Oldie


  We act as though comfort and luxury
  were the chief requirements of life
  when all we need to make us really happy
  is something to be enthusiastic about.

              -Anon
               (Provided by Wes 'Bubba' Henderson)

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

 The happiest people don't necessarily
   have the best of everything. They just
   make the best of everything.
              -Bits and Pieces
               On Leadership

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

The best leaders ... almost without exception
   and at every level, are master users of stories
   and symbols.
                         -Tom Peters
                          Business Writer
                          Bits and Pieces on
                          Leadership

Monday, September 17th, 2012

You only need two tools in life -
     WD-40 and Duct Tape.
     If it doesn't move, and it should,
     use the WD-40.
     If it shouldn't move and does,
     use the Duct Tape.
                -Submitted by
                 Daryl Gibson

Friday, September 14th, 2012

"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
                -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Have you ever noticed that the people who are always trying to tell
you, "There's a time for work and a time for play," never find the time for play

Wednesday, September 12th, 2012

Drawing on my fine
      command of language,
      I said nothing.
            -Robert Benchley

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

We all get heavier as we get older, because
      there's a lot more information in our heads.
      That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
                        -Puns for the Day
                         1/15/2010

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Golden Oldie

     May those that love us, love us;
        and those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts;
           and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their
              ankles so we'll know them by their limping.
                                          -Old Irish Toast

Friday, September 7th, 2012

Never call a man a fool.  Borrow from him.

Thursday, September 6th, 2012

You should never stoop
    to someone else's level.
    You should rise above it.
         -Ellin Berlin, wife of Irving Berlin
          From his biography
          Submitted by Daryl Gibson

Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

By opening this e-mail, you have
    activated the Amish computer virus.
    Since the Amish don't  have computers,
    this works on the honor system. Please
    delete all your files. Thank you.
                  -Adapted from a submission
                   to Reader's Digest by Tracie Walker.
                   Forwarded to GCFL.net by Marly

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
                -- Sean O'Casey