Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

Golden Oldie

      One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
                           -Mork

Friday, April 26th, 2013

Golden Oldie

     There is nothing quite so good as a burial at sea.
     It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.
                            -Alfred Hitchcock

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

                                                                      *

           The chief danger in life is that
           you may take too may precautions.

                          -Alfred Adler

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time,
        and your government when it deserves it.
                         -Mark Twain
                          Submitted by Herr Kemper

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013

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    It's lucky you're going so slowly,
    because you're going in the wrong direction.

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

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   I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed.
   Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really
   *do* melt in your hand ...

                          -Peter Oakley

Friday, April 19th, 2013

*
The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.  Eager to show
off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his
next hunting trip.  Saying nothing, he fired his first shot and, as the
duck fell, the dog walked on the surface of the water, retrieved the
duck and returned it to his master.
        "Notice anything?" the owner asked eagerly.
        "Yes," said his friend, "I see that fool dog of yours can't
swim."

Thursday, April 18th, 2013

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Individualists unite!

Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

In war, you can only be killed once,
                 but in politics, many times.
                                 -Winston Churchill
                                  Submitted by Herr Kemper

Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

You never have to recover from a good start.
                        -Glenn Sauls
                         Sauls Consulting
                         From his presentation to
                         Herr Kemper's congregation

Monday, April 15th, 2013

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It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not
desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
                -- Woody Allen

Friday, April 12th, 2013

Golden Oldie


    There are two reasons for reading a book; one, that
    you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
                                 -Bertrand Russell

Thursday, April 11th, 2013

Golden Oldie


     The problem with doing something right the first
     time is that no one knows how difficult it was.

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

*
History repeats itself.  That's one thing wrong with history.

Tuesday, April 9th, 2013

  *
Meader's Law:
        Whatever happens to you, it will previously have happened to
everyone you know, only more so.

Monday, April 8th, 2013

Golden Oldie



             "I hope one day to be promoted to General",
                          Tom said privately.