Friday, May 31, 2013

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thursday, May 30th, 2013

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     What you don't know can hurt you,
     only you won't know it.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

Golden Oldie

   I would like to be allowed to admire
   a man's opinion as I would his dog -
   without being expected to take it home with me.

                         -Frank A. Clark

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

Golden Oldie



     To talk much and arrive nowhere is the
     same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.

                       -Chinese Proverb

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

Golden Oldie



        If A=B and
           B=C then
           A=C, except where void or prohibited by law.

                                -Roy Santoro

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Monday, May 20, 2013

Monday, May 20th, 2013

Golden Oldie



              Avoid suspicion: when your're walking through
              Your neighbor's melon patch, don't tie your shoe.

                           -Chinese Proverb

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday May 17th, 2013

Golden Oldie



     Favorite shovel-

     Don't heave loam without it.

                   -Marl Kalden

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

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If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
                -- George Burns

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

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"What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so
that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our
country. Nice try anyway, George."
                -- D.J. on KSFO/KYA

Monday, May 13, 2013

Monday, May 13th, 2013

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Bore, n.:
        A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
                -- Walter Winchell

Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday May 10th, 2013

   Golden Oldie



     Where the river is deepest it makes the least noise.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thursday, May 9th, 2013

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A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesday, May 8th, 2013

                                                                      *
Life is like an analogy

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Golden Oldie


                 By the yard,
                 life is hard.
                 By the inch,
                 it's a cinch.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Monday, May 6th, 2013

Golden Oldie


      I'm proud to say I'm a humble person.

                       -Edmond J. Gross

Friday, May 3, 2013

Friday, May 3rd, 2013

Golden Oldie



    To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
    Patience comes to those who wait.

                      -Tom Wilson

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Thursday, May 2nd, 2013

Golden Oldie


                 Poverty's no disgrace,
                 but 'tis a great inconvenience.

                      -English proverb

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Wednesday, May 1st, 2012

Golden Oldie


           A person who can speak many languages
           is not necessarily more valuable than
           a person who can listen well in one.

                               -Anon

Wednesday, May 1st, 2012

Golden Oldie


           A person who can speak many languages
           is not necessarily more valuable than
           a person who can listen well in one.

                               -Anon