Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

Golden Oldie

        When the Department of Corrections makes a mistake, who corrects them? Is there another Department for that, and if so, what are they called?
     ...
                                  -Reported by Scott Adams
                                   Dilbert Newsletter #23

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

 Golden Oldie
              If you wait until you can
              do everything for everybody,
              instead of something for somebody,
              you'll end up not doing anything for anybody.

                               -Malcolm Bane

Monday, November 25, 2013

Info for Thurs

Due to Thurs being Thanksgiving, I will not have a thought that day.

Monday, November 25th, 2013

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best -
      and therefore never scrutinize or question.

                         -Stephen Jay Gould,
                          paleontologist, biologist,
                          author (1941-2002)
                          A Word A Day Apr 4th, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday, November 22nd, 2013

Golden Oldie

         Moderation in temper is always a virture;
          but moderation in principle is always a vice.

                            -Thomas Paine

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Thursday, November 21st, 2013

Golden Oldie


          I don't know the key to success,
          but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

                                 -Bill Cosby

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Wednesday, November 20th, 2013

Golden Oldie




           STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!?

                              So...chocolate cancels stress!



                               -Sig File of Denise Gantt

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Tuesday, November 19th, 2013

                                                  Golden Oldie

   Sainthood emerges when you can listen to someone's tale of woe
       and not respond with a description of your own.

                             -Andrew V. Mason, M.D.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Golden Oldie




                     How much more grievous are
                     the consequences of anger than
                     the causes of it.

                                -Marcus Aurelius

Friday, November 15, 2013

Friday, November 15th, 2013

Golden Oldie


                    The curtains are drawn-
                    but the rest of the furniture is real.

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Thursday, November 14th, 2013

Golden Oldie

              Everyone should be quick to listen,
              slow to speak and slow to become angry.

                                       -James

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

Golden Oldie
          Truth is not determined by majority vote.

                              -Doug Gwyn.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

*
Newlan's Truism:
        An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, November 8, 2013

Friday, November 8th, 2013

Golden Oldie


           Don't ever love an institution...
           because it won't love you back!

                          -Larry Wilson

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Thursday, November 7th, 2013

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   Flugg's Law:
        When you need to knock on wood is when
        you realize that the world is composed of
        vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

  *
"Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I
ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
                -- Steven Wright

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

A new blog I have

http://eldergardnermissionblog.blogspot.com/

Tuesday, November 5th, 2013

  *
     Expert, n.:
        Someone who comes from out of town
        and does a Power Point Presentation

Monday, November 4, 2013

Monday, November 4th, 2013

Golden Oldie



                How much more grievous are
                the consequences of anger than
                the causes of it.

                        -Marcus Aurelius

Friday, November 1, 2013

New Blog I have

http://eldergardnermissionblog.blogspot.com/

My son is on an LDS mission. Check out his blog.

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Golden Oldie
By the time the average person finishes college he or she will have taken
over 2,600 tests, quizzes and exams. The 'right answer' approach becomes
deeply ingrained in our thinking. This may be fine for some mathematical
problems, where there is in fact only one right answer. The difficulty is
that most of life isn't that way. Life is ambiguous; there are many right
answers - all depending on what you are looking for. But when we think
that there is only one right answer, we'll stop looking as soon as we find
one.


              -Roger von Oech,
               "A Whack On the Side Of The Head"