Monday, March 31, 2014

Monday, March 31st, 2014


        No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you!
        Consider the furniture!

                             -Sherlock Holmes

Friday, March 28, 2014

Friday, March 28th, 2014

Golden Oldie

            Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane
      you always have enough power left
      to get you to the scene of the crash.

                   -Air Force Sayings
                    The Good, Clean Funnies List

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

   Snacktrek, n.:
        The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack,
        of constantly returning to the refrigerator in
        hopes that something new will have materialized.

                        -Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Monday, March 24, 2014

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Golden Oldie

                No good deed goes unpunished.

                         -Quoted by Jim Brunjes

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Thursday, March 20th, 2014


     The easiest way to figure the cost of living
     is to take your income and add ten percent.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

New opinions are always suspected,
     and usually opposed,
     without any other reason but
     because they are not already common.

                   -John Locke, philosopher
                   A.Word.A.Day 27Aug2013

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014


      Here's something to think about:
       How come you never see a headline like
       "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

                      -Jay Leno

Monday, March 17, 2014

Monday, March 17th, 2014

The only time you have too much fuel
            is when you're on fire.

                     -Air Force Sayings
                      GCFL 2Sept2013

Friday, March 14, 2014

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Anger is an acid that can do more harm
      to the vessel in which it is stored
      than to anything on which it is poured.

                    -Mark Twain
                     From Brainy Quotes

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Doing nothing is
      happiness for children
      and misery for old men.

             -Victor Hugo
              From Brainy Quotes

    But tftd is reminded of the wife who
    asked her husband (an old man)
    what he was going to do today,

    He said, "Nothing."

    "But that's what you did yesterday."

    "I didn't get finished."

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Blue water Navy truism:
    There are more planes in the ocean
    than submarines in the sky.

               -From an old carrier sailor
                GCFL 2Sept2013

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014


            I don't mind what Congress does,
            as long as they don't do it in the
            streets and frighten the horses.

                        -Victor Hugo

Friday, March 7, 2014

Friday, March 7th, 2014


    You should never wear your best trousers
    when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

                      -Henrik Ibsen

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

 A sneer is the weapon of the weak.

                   -James Russell Lowell,
                    poet, editor, and diplomat (1819-1891)
                    A.Word.A.Day 15  Aug 2013

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014


         You are a very redundant person,
         that's what kind of person you are, redundant.

Monday, March 3, 2014