Monday, March 31st, 2014

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        No violence, gentlemen -- no violence, I beg of you!
        Consider the furniture!
                             -Sherlock Holmes

Friday, March 28th, 2014

Golden Oldie


            Patience is bitter but its fruit is sweet.
                                     -Anon

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014

When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane
      you always have enough power left
      to get you to the scene of the crash.

                   -Air Force Sayings
                    The Good, Clean Funnies List

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

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   Snacktrek, n.:
        The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack,
        of constantly returning to the refrigerator in
        hopes that something new will have materialized.

                        -Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Golden Oldie


                No good deed goes unpunished.
                         -Quoted by Jim Brunjes

Friday, March 21st, 2014

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Jenkinson's Law:
        It won't work.

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

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     The easiest way to figure the cost of living
     is to take your income and add ten percent.

Wednesday, March 19th, 2014

New opinions are always suspected,
     and usually opposed,
     without any other reason but
     because they are not already common.
                   -John Locke, philosopher
                   (1632-1704)
                   A.Word.A.Day 27Aug2013

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

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      Here's something to think about:
       How come you never see a headline like
       "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
                      -Jay Leno

Monday, March 17th, 2014

The only time you have too much fuel
            is when you're on fire.
                     -Air Force Sayings
                      GCFL 2Sept2013

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Anger is an acid that can do more harm
      to the vessel in which it is stored
      than to anything on which it is poured.
                    -Mark Twain
                     From Brainy Quotes

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Doing nothing is
      happiness for children
      and misery for old men.
             -Victor Hugo
              From Brainy Quotes
    But tftd is reminded of the wife who
    asked her husband (an old man)
    what he was going to do today,
    He said, "Nothing."
    "But that's what you did yesterday."
    "I didn't get finished."

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Blue water Navy truism:
    There are more planes in the ocean
    than submarines in the sky.

               -From an old carrier sailor
                GCFL 2Sept2013

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014

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            I don't mind what Congress does,
            as long as they don't do it in the
            streets and frighten the horses.

                        -Victor Hugo

Friday, March 7th, 2014

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    You should never wear your best trousers
    when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

                      -Henrik Ibsen

Thursday, March 6th, 2014

 A sneer is the weapon of the weak.

                   -James Russell Lowell,
                    poet, editor, and diplomat (1819-1891)
                    A.Word.A.Day 15  Aug 2013

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

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         You are a very redundant person,
         that's what kind of person you are, redundant.

Monday, March 3rd, 2014

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How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers