Reminder FYI

This will be my last posting until Aug.  Have a great summer!

Friday, May 30th, 2014

Golden Oldie

     The man who rows the boat does not rock it.
                           -Irish Proverb

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told,
     can do more to enlighten questions of politics,
     philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
                      -Isaac Asimov,
                       scientist and writer (1920-92)
                       Quoted in AWADmail Issue 610

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

"Man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?" ~~ Robert Browning




 Karie **Please share the inspiration by forwarding to friends and family.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking
        we used when we created them.
                -Albert Einstein
                 Quoted in City of Marble Falls
                 newsletter to the Council and Staff
                 Submitted by Herr Kemper

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

  Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
             Most of us have gears we never use.
                       -Charles M. Schulz

FYI

FYI - starting in June I will be taking a break for the summer. I will start back (hopefully)first part of Aug.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

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   Critic, n.:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please
        because nobody tries to please him.

                -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Tuesday, May 20th, 2014

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     There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.
     Too bad it's not a fence.

Monday, May 19th, 2014

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       For every complex problem,
       there is a solution that
       is simple, neat, and wrong.

              -H. L. Mencken

Friday, May 16th, 2014

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Colvard's Logical Premises:
        All probabilities are 50%.  Either a thing will happen or it
        won't.
Grelb's Commentary
        Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.

Thursday, May 15th, 2014

  What could possibly go wrong?
        Five words you should never say out loud.
                - Crankshaft comic strip by Batiuk and Ayers
                  Submitted by Herr Kemper

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

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Rule of Defactualization:
        Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
                -- Will Rogers

Monday, May 12th, 2014

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Rules:
        (1)  The boss is always right.
        (2)  When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Friday, May 9th, 2014

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God must love the Common Man; He made so many of them.

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

 There are three things in life
       that people like to stare at: a
       flowing stream, a crackling fire
       and a Zamboni clearing the ice.
                  -Charlie Brown
                   Brainy Quote

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

All you need is love.
       But a little chocolate
       now and then doesn't hurt.
                   -Charles M. Schulz
                    Brainy Quote

Tuesday, May 6th, 2014

  Climate is what we expect,
          weather is what we get.
                   -Mark Twain

Monday, May 5th, 2014

 Never confuse motion with action.

               -Benjamin Franklin,
                statesman, author,
                and inventor (1706-1790)
                A.Word.A.Day 2Jan14

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

They say:
      "Why don't we agree to disagree?"
      They mean:
      "You're wrong, but I don't feel
      like fighting about it right now."
      Modified from 'A Day's Work'
      Reader's Digest Feb 2014

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #41:

Q:  Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A:  By death.
Q:  And by whose death was it terminated?