Friday, May 30, 2014

Reminder FYI

This will be my last posting until Aug.  Have a great summer!

Friday, May 30th, 2014

Golden Oldie

     The man who rows the boat does not rock it.

                           -Irish Proverb

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told,
     can do more to enlighten questions of politics,
     philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.

                      -Isaac Asimov,
                       scientist and writer (1920-92)
                       Quoted in AWADmail Issue 610

Wednesday, May 28th, 2014

"Man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?" ~~ Robert Browning

 Karie **Please share the inspiration by forwarding to friends and family.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking
        we used when we created them.

                -Albert Einstein
                 Quoted in City of Marble Falls
                 newsletter to the Council and Staff
                 Submitted by Herr Kemper

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

  Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
             Most of us have gears we never use.

                       -Charles M. Schulz

Wednesday, May 21, 2014


FYI - starting in June I will be taking a break for the summer. I will start back (hopefully)first part of Aug.

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014


   Critic, n.:
        A person who boasts himself hard to please
        because nobody tries to please him.

                -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Tuesday, May 20th, 2014


     There's a fine line between courage and foolishness.
     Too bad it's not a fence.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Monday, May 19th, 2014


       For every complex problem,
       there is a solution that
       is simple, neat, and wrong.

              -H. L. Mencken

Friday, May 16, 2014

Friday, May 16th, 2014

Colvard's Logical Premises:
        All probabilities are 50%.  Either a thing will happen or it

Grelb's Commentary
        Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Thursday, May 15th, 2014

  What could possibly go wrong?
        Five words you should never say out loud.

                - Crankshaft comic strip by Batiuk and Ayers
                  Submitted by Herr Kemper

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Wednesday, May 14th, 2014

Rule of Defactualization:
        Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
                -- Will Rogers

Monday, May 12, 2014

Monday, May 12th, 2014

        (1)  The boss is always right.
        (2)  When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Thursday, May 8th, 2014

 There are three things in life
       that people like to stare at: a
       flowing stream, a crackling fire
       and a Zamboni clearing the ice.

                  -Charlie Brown
                   Brainy Quote

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Wednesday, May 7th, 2014

All you need is love.
       But a little chocolate
       now and then doesn't hurt.

                   -Charles M. Schulz
                    Brainy Quote

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Tuesday, May 6th, 2014

  Climate is what we expect,
          weather is what we get.

                   -Mark Twain

Monday, May 5, 2014

Monday, May 5th, 2014

 Never confuse motion with action.

               -Benjamin Franklin,
                statesman, author,
                and inventor (1706-1790)
                A.Word.A.Day 2Jan14

Friday, May 2, 2014

Friday, May 2nd, 2014

They say:
      "Why don't we agree to disagree?"

      They mean:
      "You're wrong, but I don't feel
      like fighting about it right now."

      Modified from 'A Day's Work'
      Reader's Digest Feb 2014

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Thursday, May 1st, 2014

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #41:

Q:  Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A:  By death.
Q:  And by whose death was it terminated?