Friday, October 30, 2015

Friday, October 30th, 2015


    Blore's Razor:

        Given a choice between two theories,
        take the one which is funnier.

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Thursday, October 29th, 2015

 Random Thoughts as We Age

   Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a
   restraining order is just a piece of paper.

                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Wednesday, October 28th, 2015


                   The more things change,
                   the more they stay insane.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

Golden Oldie

          STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!?

                              So...chocolate cancels stress!

                              -Sig File of Denise Gantt

Monday, October 26, 2015

Monday, October 26th, 2015

Cabbage, n.:
        A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
a man's head.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Thursday, October 22nd, 2015

 Random Thoughts as We Age

          I don't have grey hair.
          I have "wisdom highights" ...
          I'm just very wise.

                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Tuesday, October 20th, 2015

The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly
greater than that of any other animals.  Some of their most esteemed
inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner
party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.
                -- H. L. Mencken

Monday, October 19, 2015

Monday, October 19th, 2015

 Random Thoughts as We Age

         I don't trip over things....
               I do random gravity checks.Xy

                   -Good Clean Funnies List

Friday, October 16, 2015

Friday, October 16th, 2015

  NCIS: Gibbs' Rules

        Rule 2: "Always wear gloves at a crime scene."

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Thursday, October 15th, 2015

Golden Oldie

       You can always tell when people are well informed-
       Their opinions are the same  as yours.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Tuesday, October 13th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

           Lord grant me the strength to accept
               the things I cannot change,
           the courage
               to change the things I can,
           and the friends to post my bail
               when I finally snap.

                   -Good Clean Funnies List

Monday, October 12, 2015

Monday, October 12th, 2015

Golden Oldie

      It it's a penny for your thoughts and you
      put in your two cents worth, then
      someone, somewhere is making a penny.

                      -Stephen Wright

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Wednesday, October 7th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

           Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.
           We haven't met yet.

                   -Good Clean Funnies List

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015

Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.  Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it.

Monday, October 5, 2015

Friday, October 2, 2015

Friday, October 2nd, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

           Old age is coming at a really bad time.

                   -Good Clean Funnies List

Thursday, October 1, 2015