This thought 4 U: April 2017

Friday, April 28, 2017

*

"Here's something to think about:
How come you never see a headline like
`Psychic Wins Lottery'?"
-Jay Leno

When you’re in deep water,
the best thing to do is shut your mouth.

(From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

“The strongest human instinct is to impart information,
the second strongest is to resist it.”

-{Kenneth Grahame)

*

The older a man gets,
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

*
"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."
-- Paul White

“If there is one skill in life that we all need to learn,
it’s how to get back up,
dust ourselves off,
and get on with things.”

-(A.C. Ping)

“Procrastination is the bad habit of
putting off until tomorrow
what should have been done yesterday.”
-(Napoleon Hill)

*
Sweater, n.:
A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.

“Committees have become so important nowadays
that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.”

-(Laurence J. Peter)

“Mediocrity is a sin.
Don’t do your bit;
do your best.”
(Fleet Admiral William F. Halsey, USN Ret)