Friday, April 28, 2017

Monday, April 28th, 2017


            "Here's something to think about:
             How come you never see a headline like
             `Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

                        -Jay Leno

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Thursday, April 27th, 2017

  When you’re in deep water,
     the best thing to do is shut your mouth.

   (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Wednesday, April 26th, 2017

“The strongest human instinct is to impart information,
         the second strongest is to resist it.”

                                 -{Kenneth Grahame)

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Tuesday, April 25th, 2017


       The older a man gets,
       the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Monday, April 24th, 2017

"If a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far."
                -- Paul White

Friday, April 21, 2017

Friday, April 21st, 2017

  “If there is one skill in life that we all need to learn,
        it’s how to get back up,
        dust ourselves off,
        and get on with things.”

              -(A.C. Ping)

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Thursday, April 20th, 2017

“Procrastination is the bad habit of
         putting off until tomorrow
         what should have been done yesterday.”

                   -(Napoleon Hill)

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday, April 19th, 2017

Sweater, n.:
        A garment worn by a child when its mother feels chilly.

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Tuesday, April 18th, 2017

“Committees have become so important nowadays
         that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.”

                                -(Laurence J. Peter)

Monday, April 17, 2017

Monday, April 17th, 2017

“Mediocrity is a sin.
         Don’t do your bit;
         do your best.”

        (Fleet Admiral William F. Halsey, USN Ret)