Monday, March 11th, 2013

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Friday, March 8th, 2013

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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly
greater than that of any other animals.  Some of their most esteemed
inventions have no other apparent purpose, for example, the dinner
party of more than two, the epic poem, and the science of metaphysics.
                -- H. L. Mencken

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

 Golden Oldie


        No family should attempt an auto trip
        if the kids outnumber the car windows.
                    -Teresa Bloomingdale

Wednesday, March 6th, 2013

Golden Oldie


     If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

                               -Derek Bok

Tuesday, March 5th, 2013

Golden Oldie


              No one with a good catch of fish
              goes home by way of the back alley.
                             -Anon

Monday, March 4th, 2013

Golden Oldie

            Never try to teach a pig to sing-
            It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
                                -Submitted by Herr Kemper

Friday, March 1st, 2013

  Golden Oldie



       The problem with doing something right the first
       time is that no one knows how difficult it was.