Wednesday, March 20th, 2013

I like to see a man proud of the place in which
        he lives. I like to see a man live so that his
        place will be proud of him.

                             -Abraham Lincoln
                              Submitted by Herr Kemper

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

Understand that panic is
   not an investement strategy.
              -American Funds "Investor"

Monday, March 18th, 2013

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Law of Communications:
        The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of
misunderstanding.

Friday, March 15th, 2013

Where there is a great deal of free speech,
        there is always a certain amount of foolish
        speech.
                      -Winston Churchill
                       Submitted by Herr Kemper

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

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XIIdigitation, n.:
        The practice of trying to determine the year a movie was made
by deciphering the Roman numerals at the end of the credits.
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was
convulsed with laughter.  Some day I intend reading it.
                -- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"

Tuesday, March 12th, 2013

  "Spontaneity' does not 'just happen'.
        It has to be painfully pre-planned.

                         -Woody157
                          Submitted by
                          Herr Kemper