Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

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Q:  How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001,
    Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of
    the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20%
    of the definitions are of the form "A ...... consists of sequences
    of non-blank characters separated by blanks".

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every
                opportunity;
        an optimist sees the opportunity in every
                difficulty.
                        -Winston Churchill
                         Printed in Reader's Digest
                         Submitted by Herr Kemper

Monday, April 7th, 2014

Shared Sacrifice - "Usually used by a politician who
        wants other people to share in the sacrifice so he
        or she doesn't have to."
                        Lake Superior State University
                        2012 List of Banished Words
                            Printed in Reader's Digest
                            Submitted by Herr Kemper

Friday, April 4th, 2014

And a response from Lord Kimberly concening tftd and
    the thoughts in December.
    ... so it is now probably too late to do anything about
    what you have forgotten to do in 2013 -
    your only hope is that everyone will forget as well
    and you can start 2014 with a clean sheet ready
    for whatever new disasters might come your way.
                          -The Earl of Kimberley

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

 To be sure of hitting the target,
         Shoot first,
         And, whatever you hit,
         Call it the target.


                   -Ashleigh Brilliant
                    Submitted by Herr Kemper

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

(Suggestion for YOUR New Year's Resolutions)
                (Either because you are late or
                 have already broken the first ones.)

        I once listed all the good things I did over the past year,
        and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them.
        That was a good feeling.


                                      -Robert Fulghum

Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

What is the similarity between
          air traffic controllers and pilots?
          If a pilot messes up, the pilot dies;
          if an ATC messes up, ... The pilot dies.
                     -Air Force Sayings
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