This thought 4 U

Friday, April 18, 2014

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

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Schapiro's Explanation:
The grass is always greener on the other side --
but that's because they use more manure.

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Justice, n.:
A decision in your favor.

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There was a young lady from Hyde
Who ate a green apple and died.
While her lover lamented
The apple fermented
And made cider inside her inside.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

-Paraprosdokian
From the Internet
via Herr Kemper

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Democracy is a government
where you can say what you think
even if you don't think.

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You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
-- S. Rickly Christian