Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

My favorite text message
       "I will be there in 5 minutes,
       if not read again."

Monday, November 10th, 2014

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Egotist, n.:
        A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Friday, November 7th, 2014

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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
                -- Mark Twain

Thursday, November 6th, 2014

  If you want breakfast in bed.
             Sleep in the kitchen.
                     -Submitted by Lexy
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

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      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
      And littered with sloppy analysis!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

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It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because
if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of
people.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

Monday, November 3rd, 2014

If I'm driving you crazy-
            just remember to put on your seat belt.
                        -Submitted by Thomas
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