Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Golden Oldie

   Beware of triskaidekaphobia today.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

 Golden Oldie



    A telephone pole never hit an automobile.....
           except in self-defense.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

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           Everybody wants to go to heaven,
                but nobody wants to die.

Monday January 28th, 2013

The special today is a non dairy, gluten free, non
         artificial, non fructose drink - called water.
                                 Bottomliners by
                                 Eric and Bill Teitelbaum
                                 Submitted by Butch Kemper

Friday, January 25th, 2013

Golden Oldie



                 If at first you don't succeed....
                    so much for sky diving.

Thursday, January 24th, 2013

Golden Oldie

       Surly grammarians insist that all
       words ending in "ly" are adverbs.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013

Golden Oldie




             Teamwork is essential....
             it allows you to blame someone else.