Wednesday, May 24th, 2017

  “Age is only a state of mind – that is,
         provided you have one left.”
                         -(Gene Perret)

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017

        If I had a dollar for every girl
          that found me unattractive,
          they’d eventually find me attractive.


                A  "paraprosdokian" submitted by
                Jim Berry.

Monday, May 22nd, 2017

                “Freedom is the right to be wrong;
                 not the right to do wrong.”

                         -(John Diefenbaker)

Friday, May 19th, 2017

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               "I went to the hardware store
                and bought some used paint.
                It was in the shape of a house.
                I also bought some batteries,
                but they weren't included."

                          -Steven Wright

Thursday, May 18th, 2017

“The procrastination support group meeting
         has been postponed.”

                        -(Sue Henderson)

Wednesday, May 17th, 2017

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      I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.
      The only thing is --
      I could be just as proud for half the money.
                       - Arthur Godfrey

Monday, May 15th, 2017

  “You cannot expect to win until you know why you lose.”

                                 -(Benjamin Lipson)