Wednesday, February 29th 2012

Golden Oldie


If you put the federal government in charge of the
Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.


-Milton Friedman
(1912-2006)

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this
morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

-Submitted by Mike Caudle
Indicated as being a
Henny Youndman type joke

Monday, February 27th, 2012

A good question is never answered.
It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted
and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea.

-John Ciardi

Friday, February 24th, 2012

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Never hit a man with glasses.
Hit him with a baseball bat.

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

The man who complains about the way
the ball bounces is likely to be the
one who dropped it.

-Lou Holtz / Arkansas
Great Football Quotes
Submitted by George Nelson
There is an addendum including
other sports that was also
submitted by Terry Tubb.

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
-- Ursula K. LeGuin

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could
become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

-Clarence Darrow
1857-1938

Monday, February 20th 2012

Use your wit as a shield,
not as a dagger.

-American Proverb
Bits and Pieces
September 2011

Friday, February 17th, 2012

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You never know how many friends you have
until you rent a house on the beach.

Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Dignity is not negotiable.

-Vartan Gregorian
Bits and Pieces
Sept 2011

February 15th, 2012

Golden Oldie



It's not just the ups and downs
that make life difficult;
it's the jerks.

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Monday, February 13th, 2012

Golden Oldie



Chicken Little was right.

Friday, February 10th, 2012

Golden Oldie


Our faults irritate us most
when we see them in others.


-Pennsylvania Dutch Proverb
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Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

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Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with
constructive praise.

Tuesday, February7th, 2012

The quickest way for a parent to get a child.s
attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Lane Olinhouse
Bits and Pieces August 2011

Monday, February 6th, 2012

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"No, `Eureka' is Greek for `This bath is too hot.'"
-- Dr. Who

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows.
-- O'Henry

Tuesday, February 1st, 2012

Golden Oldie



Blessed is the man who,
having nothing to say,
abstains from giving
evidence of the fact.


-George Eliot
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