Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Tuesday, March 31st, 2015


     People who are funny and smart
     and return phone calls get much betterpress
     than people who are just funny and smart.

                -Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"

Monday, March 30, 2015

Monday, March 30th, 2015

There is nothing worse
       than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.

                     -Ansel Adams
                      Brainy Quotes

Friday, March 27, 2015

Friday, March 27th, 2015

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
                -- Mickey Mouse

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Thursday, March 26th, 2015

 Correction does much, but encouragement does more.


Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015


                If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer,
                try multiplying by the page number.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

spel chekers , hoo neeeds em?
                        -Alan James Bean

Friday, March 20, 2015

Friday, March 20th, 2015

 Golden Oldie

   Happy Birthday George!

        George Washington was first in war,
        first in peace -- and the first to have
        his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.

                         -Ashley Cooper

  By federal statute this day (3rd Monday in February) is designated as
  Washington's Birthday.  (His actual birthday is  February 22nd.)

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Thursday, March 19th, 2015


           Computers can figure out all kinds of problems,
           except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Time's fun when you're having flies.

                      -Kermit the Frog
                       Reader's Digest

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

My fake plants died because I
      did not pretend to water them.

                  -Mitch Hedberg
                   Brainy Quotes

Monday, March 16, 2015

Monday, March 16th, 2015

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

                                -Don Marquis
                                 Brainy Quotes

Friday, March 13, 2015

Friday, March 13th, 2015

 A real good scare is often worth far more than good advice.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015


            Remember, drive defensively!  And of course,
            the best defense is a good offense!

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Tuesday, March 10th, 2015

  It is so simple to be wise.  Just
         think of something stupid to say
              and don't say it.

                     -Sam Levenson
                      Reader's Diget

Monday, March 9, 2015

Monday, March 9th, 2015

It is customary these days to ignore what should be done
         in favor of what pleases us.

                                   Submitted by (TOWWTRA)

Friday, March 6, 2015

Friday, March 6th, 2015


          If you explain so clearly that nobody
          can misunderstand, somebody will.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Nothing but heaven itself is better
               than a friend who is really a friend.

                                     Brainy Quotes

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

      Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.

                      -Jules Feiffer

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

It fell down. That's always the most important thing.
                     - Mark Loizeaux, president
                       of Controlled Demolition Inc.
                       On the implosion of the west section
                       of Kyle Field-

Monday, March 2, 2015

Monday, March 2nd, 2015

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
                          -Robert A. Heinlein
                           Brainy Quotes