Tuesday, March 31st, 2015

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     People who are funny and smart
     and return phone calls get much betterpress
     than people who are just funny and smart.

                -Howard Simons, "The Washington Post"

Monday, March 30th, 2015

There is nothing worse
       than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
                     -Ansel Adams
                      Brainy Quotes

Friday, March 27th, 2015

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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
                -- Mickey Mouse

Thursday, March 26th, 2015

 Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

                              -Goethe
                               (TOWWTRA)

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

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                If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer,
                try multiplying by the page number.

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

spel chekers , hoo neeeds em?
                        -Alan James Bean
                         (TOWWTRA)

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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All power corrupts, but we need electricity.

Friday, March 20th, 2015

 Golden Oldie

   Happy Birthday George!





        George Washington was first in war,
        first in peace -- and the first to have
        his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.

                         -Ashley Cooper


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  By federal statute this day (3rd Monday in February) is designated as
  Washington's Birthday.  (His actual birthday is  February 22nd.)

Thursday, March 19th, 2015

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           Computers can figure out all kinds of problems,
           except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Time's fun when you're having flies.

                      -Kermit the Frog
                       Reader's Digest

Tuesday, March 17th, 2015

My fake plants died because I
      did not pretend to water them.
                  -Mitch Hedberg
                   Brainy Quotes

Monday, March 16th, 2015

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

                                -Don Marquis
                                 Brainy Quotes

Friday, March 13th, 2015

 A real good scare is often worth far more than good advice.
                             -TOWWTRA

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

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Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
                -- John Kenneth Galbraith

Wednesday, March 11th, 2015

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            Remember, drive defensively!  And of course,
            the best defense is a good offense!

Tuesday, March 10th, 2015

  It is so simple to be wise.  Just
         think of something stupid to say
              and don't say it.
                     -Sam Levenson
                      Reader's Diget

Monday, March 9th, 2015

It is customary these days to ignore what should be done
         in favor of what pleases us.
                                   -Plautus
                                   Submitted by (TOWWTRA)

Friday, March 6th, 2015

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          If you explain so clearly that nobody
          can misunderstand, somebody will.

Thursday, March 5th, 2015

Nothing but heaven itself is better
               than a friend who is really a friend.
                                    -Plautus
                                     Brainy Quotes

Wednesday, March 4th, 2015

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      Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
                      -Jules Feiffer

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2015

It fell down. That's always the most important thing.
                     - Mark Loizeaux, president
                       of Controlled Demolition Inc.
                       On the implosion of the west section
                       of Kyle Field-

Monday, March 2nd, 2015

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
                          -Robert A. Heinlein
                           Brainy Quotes