Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Wednesday, February 29th 2012

Golden Oldie

If you put the federal government in charge of the
Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.

-Milton Friedman

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am this
morning, can you believe that..... 2:30am?!
Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

-Submitted by Mike Caudle
Indicated as being a
Henny Youndman type joke

Monday, February 27, 2012

Monday, February 27th, 2012

A good question is never answered.
It is not a bolt to be tightened
into place but a seed to be planted
and to bear more seed toward the
hope of greening the landscape of idea.

-John Ciardi

Friday, February 24, 2012

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Thursday, February 23rd, 2012

The man who complains about the way
the ball bounces is likely to be the
one who dropped it.

-Lou Holtz / Arkansas
Great Football Quotes
Submitted by George Nelson
There is an addendum including
other sports that was also
submitted by Terry Tubb.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012

What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
-- Ursula K. LeGuin

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Tuesday, February 21st, 2012

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could
become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.

-Clarence Darrow

Monday, February 20, 2012

Monday, February 20th 2012

Use your wit as a shield,
not as a dagger.

-American Proverb
Bits and Pieces
September 2011

Friday, February 17, 2012

Friday, February 17th, 2012


You never know how many friends you have
until you rent a house on the beach.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

February 15th, 2012

Golden Oldie

It's not just the ups and downs
that make life difficult;
it's the jerks.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Friday, February 10th, 2012

Golden Oldie

Our faults irritate us most
when we see them in others.

-Pennsylvania Dutch Proverb
PAX Proverbs Plus - 01-02-02

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Wednesday, February 8th, 2012

Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with
constructive praise.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Tuesday, February7th, 2012

The quickest way for a parent to get a child.s
attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Lane Olinhouse
Bits and Pieces August 2011

Monday, February 6, 2012

Friday, February 3, 2012

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Tuesday, February 1st, 2012

Golden Oldie

Blessed is the man who,
having nothing to say,
abstains from giving
evidence of the fact.

-George Eliot
PAX Proverbs Plus