Friday, February 27, 2015

Friday, February 27th, 2015


     Even if you're on the right track,
     you'll get run over if you just sit there.

                            -Will Rogers

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Thursday, February 26th, 2015


           Slang is language that takes off its coat,
           spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Wednesday, February 25th, 2015


   Lowery's Law:
        If it jams -- force it.  If it breaks,
        it needed replacing anyway.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Tuesday, February 24th, 2015


  A Law of Computer Programming:

        Make it possible for programmers to write in English
        and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Monday, February 23rd, 2015

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
    is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

                                     Brainy Quotes

Friday, February 20, 2015

Friday, February 20th, 2015

Never believe anything
            until it has been officially denied.

                          -Claud Cockburn
                           Submitted by The One
                           Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Golden Odie

        Don't like my driving?
         Call 1-800-NO GIFTS

                  -Bumper sticker
                   Santa's sleigh

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Wednesday, February 18th, 2015

 Wise men speak because they have something to say;
     Fools because they have to say something.

                                 Brainy Quotes

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Monday, February 16, 2015

Monday, February 16th, 2015

Everything is theoretically impossible,
                 until it is done.

                      -Robert A. Heinlein
                       Brainy Quotes

Friday, February 13, 2015

Friday, February 13th, 2015

When words become unclear,
              I shall focus with photographs.
              When images become inadequate,
              I shall be content with silence.

                           -Ansel Adams
                            Brainy Quotes

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

A good decision is based on knowledge
        and not on numbers.

                            Brainy Quotes

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Wednesday, February 11th, 2015


           I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
           Mother took me to see him in a department store and
           he asked for my autograph.

                               -Shirley Temple

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Tuesday, February 10th, 2015


     He's the kind of guy, that, well,
     if you were ever in a jam he'd be there ...
     with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.

Monday, February 9, 2015

Monday, February 9th, 2015


     Whistler's Law:

        You never know who is right,
        but you always know who is in charge.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Friday, February 6th, 2015

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
                       -Henri Bergson
                        Paraphrase by Todd Thompson
                        Smithsonian October 2014

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Thrusday, February 5th, 2015

Why waste time lernng,
           when ignrance is instantaneous?

                 -Calvin and Hobbes
                  by Bill Watterson

                  Submitted by Butch Kemper

Wednesday, February 4, 2015

Wednesday, February 4th, 2015

Funk's Observation

                Hindsight isn't 20/20 -
                It's at least 20/15 and may be 20/10

                                 -Submitted by
                                  Andy Funk

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
                            -Will Rogers
                             Brainy Quotes

Monday, February 2, 2015

Monday, February 2nd, 2015


           Conscious is when you are aware of something
           and conscience is when you wish you weren't.