Thursday, February 28th, 2013

Golden Oldie



              Gossip is when you hear
              something you like
              about someone you don't.
                    -Earl Wilson

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

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A jury consists of 12 persons chosen to decide
who has the better lawyer.
                -- Robert Frost

Tuesday, February 26th, 2013

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     One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs --
     but it is amazing how many eggs one can break
     without making a decent omelette.

                -Professor Charles P. Issawi

Monday, February 25th, 2013

I like to see a man proud of the place in which
        he lives. I like to see a man live so that his
        place will be proud of him.
                       -Abraham Lincoln
                        Submitted by Herr Kemper

Friday, February 22nd, 2013

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     It's no surprise that things are so screwed up:
     everyone that knows how to run a government is
     either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.
                               -George Burns

Thursday, February 21st, 2013

Golden Oldie



         Too many of us are like wheelbarrows--
         useful only when pushed and easily upset.
                            -Anon

Wednesday, February 20th, 2013

Golden Oldie


        This sentance has three erors.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

Golden Oldie


          I've had enough of gardening - I'm just
          about ready to throw in the trowel.
                             -Anon.

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Goldie Oldie

     We can't all be heroes because somebody has
     to sit on the curb and clap as they go  by.
                          -Will Rogers

Friday, February 15th, 2013

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            When you have an efficient government,
            you have a dictatorship.

                        -Harry Truman

            (However it can be a dictatorship
             and still not be efficient).

Thursday, February 14th, 2013

Golden Oldie

         Always remember there are certain people
         who set their watches by your clock.

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

       May be the matra of the newly retired.

       Whatcha doing today?
          Nuting
       That's what you did yesterday
          I didn't get finished.

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013

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             Truth is the most valuable thing we have --
               so let us economize it.

                                -Mark Twain

Monday, February 11th, 2013

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Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.

Friday, February 8th, 2013

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You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for
freedom and liberty.
                -- Henrik Ibsen

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

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First Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who imposed
the deadline).

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

Golden Oldie



           You can't measure time in days the way you can
           money in dollars because every day is different.
                               -Jorge Luis Borges

Tuesday, February 5th, 2013

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          Anyone can make an omelet with eggs.
          The trick is to make one with none.

Friday, February 1st, 2013

Golden Oldie


             The two most common things in the universe
             are hydrogen and stupidity.
                                  -Harlan Ellison