Tuesday, June 25th, 2013

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         If you can lead it to water and
         force it to drink, it isn't a horse.

Monday, June 24th, 2013

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Cleanliness is next to impossible.

Friday June 21st, 2013

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"I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like."

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
                -- Publius Syrus

Wednesday, June 19th, 2013

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There's no future in time travel

Monday, June 17th, 2013

   For all sad words of tongue or pen,
                 the saddest are these,
                 'It might have been'"
                        -John Greenleaf Whittier,
                         "Maud Muller"

Friday, June 14th, 2013

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Don't get even -- get odd!

Thursday, June 13th, 2013

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If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours.
                -- Clarence Day

Wednesday, June 12th, 2013

Golden Oldie





    An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.

Tuesday, June 11th, 2013

He that is good for making excuses
           is seldom good for anything else.
                    -Benjamin Franklin
                     Recently quoted by a
                     OALB member-Dave Smith

Monday, June 10th, 2013

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The world is coming to an end!  Repent and return those library books!

Friday, June 7th, 2013

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      Economics is extremely useful
      as a form of employment for economists.
                -John Kenneth Galbraith

Thursday, June 6th, 2013

Golden Oldie

    "'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
         'To talk of many things;
     Of shoes --and ships --and sealingwax --
         Of cabbages --and kings --
     And why the sea is boiling hot --
         And whether pigs have wings.'"
                 -Lewis Carroll
                  _Through the Looking-Glass_

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013

Golden Oldie

     Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and
     the other guy has an even better sob story.

Monday, June 3rd, 2013

Golden Oldie

    Without the tale-hearers,
    there would be no tale-bearers.