Wednesday, November 26th, 2014

A well-spent day brings happy sleep.

                     -Leonardo da Vinci
                      Brainy Quptes

Tuesday, November 25th, 2014

Equivocation is the first cousin to a lie.

                                       -Anon

Monday, November 24th, 2014

Golden Oldie



                     No one with a good catch of fish
                     goes home by way of the back alley.
                                          -Anon

Friday, November 21st, 2014

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... and furthermore ... I don't like your trousers.

Thursday, November 20th, 2014

The risk of a wrong decision is preferable
               to the terror of indecision.
                             -Maimonides
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Wednesday, November 19th, 2014

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Put your Nose to the Grindstone!
                -- Amalgamated Plastic Surgeons and Toolmakers, Ltd.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2014

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          One thing the inventors can't seem to get
          the bugs out of is fresh paint.

Monday, November 17th, 2014

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               The intelligence of any discussion diminishes
               with the square of the number of participants.

                                     -Adam Walinsky

Friday, November 14th, 2014

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      For every credibility gap,
      there is a gullibility fill.

                -R. Clopton

Thursday, November 13th, 2014

 In any moment of decision,
             the best thing you can do is the right thing,
             the next best thing is the wrong thing,
             and the worst thing you can do is nothing.

                              -Theodore Roosevelt
                               Brainy Quotes

Wednesday, November 12th, 2014

Golden Oldie



  The objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly
  analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their
  occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon.
  However, When you are up to your behind in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself your initial objective was to drain the swamp.

Tuesday, November 11th, 2014

My favorite text message
       "I will be there in 5 minutes,
       if not read again."

Monday, November 10th, 2014

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Egotist, n.:
        A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Friday, November 7th, 2014

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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
                -- Mark Twain

Thursday, November 6th, 2014

  If you want breakfast in bed.
             Sleep in the kitchen.
                     -Submitted by Lexy
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

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      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
      And littered with sloppy analysis!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

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It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because
if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of
people.
                -- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

Monday, November 3rd, 2014

If I'm driving you crazy-
            just remember to put on your seat belt.
                        -Submitted by Thomas
                         Brainy Quotes