Friday, February 27th, 2015

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     Even if you're on the right track,
     you'll get run over if you just sit there.

                            -Will Rogers

Thursday, February 26th, 2015

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           Slang is language that takes off its coat,
           spits on its hands, and goes to work.

Wednesday, February 25th, 2015

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   Lowery's Law:
        If it jams -- force it.  If it breaks,
        it needed replacing anyway.

Tuesday, February 24th, 2015

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  A Law of Computer Programming:
        Make it possible for programmers to write in English
        and you will find the programmers cannot write in English.

Monday, February 23rd, 2015

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics
    is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
                                    -Plato
                                     Brainy Quotes

Friday, February 20th, 2015

Never believe anything
            until it has been officially denied.

                          -Claud Cockburn
                           Submitted by The One
                           Who Wishes To Remain Anonymous
                           (TOWWTRA)

Thursday, February 19th, 2015

Golden Odie


        Don't like my driving?
         Call 1-800-NO GIFTS


                  -Bumper sticker
                   Santa's sleigh

Wednesday, February 18th, 2015

 Wise men speak because they have something to say;
     Fools because they have to say something.

                                -Plato
                                 Brainy Quotes

Tuesday, February 17th, 2015

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Pure drivel tends to drive ordinary drivel off the TV screen.

Monday, February 16th, 2015

Everything is theoretically impossible,
                 until it is done.
                      -Robert A. Heinlein
                       Brainy Quotes

Friday, February 13th, 2015

When words become unclear,
              I shall focus with photographs.
              When images become inadequate,
              I shall be content with silence.

                           -Ansel Adams
                            Brainy Quotes

Thursday, February 12th, 2015

A good decision is based on knowledge
        and not on numbers.

                           -Plato
                            Brainy Quotes

Wednesday, February 11th, 2015

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           I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
           Mother took me to see him in a department store and
           he asked for my autograph.
                               -Shirley Temple

Tuesday, February 10th, 2015

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     He's the kind of guy, that, well,
     if you were ever in a jam he'd be there ...
     with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.

Monday, February 9th, 2015

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     Whistler's Law:
        You never know who is right,
        but you always know who is in charge.

Friday, February 6th, 2015

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
                       -Henri Bergson
                        Paraphrase by Todd Thompson
                        Smithsonian October 2014

Thrusday, February 5th, 2015

Why waste time lernng,
           when ignrance is instantaneous?
                 -Calvin and Hobbes
                  by Bill Watterson
                  Submitted by Butch Kemper

Wednesday, February 4th, 2015

Funk's Observation

                Hindsight isn't 20/20 -
                It's at least 20/15 and may be 20/10

                                 -Submitted by
                                  Andy Funk

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2015

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
                            -Will Rogers
                             Brainy Quotes

Monday, February 2nd, 2015

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           Conscious is when you are aware of something
           and conscience is when you wish you weren't.