Thursday, April 30th, 2015

When you run out of time, talk fast!
                TOWWTRA (The One WHO Wishes to remain Anonymous)

Wednesday, April 29th, 2015

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Anthony's Law of Force:
        Don't force it; get a larger hammer.

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

 There is nothing worse
       than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
                     -Ansel Adams
                      Brainy Quotes

Monday, April 27th, 2015

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.
                              -Goethe
                               (TOWWTRA)

Friday, April 24th, 2015

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Afternoon, n.:
        That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.

Thursday, April 23rd, 2015

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The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at
least until we've finished building it.

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015

If you cannoat laugh at yourself.....
          make fun of other people.

                      (TOWWTRA)

Tuesday, April 21st, 2015

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      Tussman's Law:


        Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

Monday, April 20th, 2015

When two opposite points of view are expressed
               with equal intensity, the truth does not
               necessarily lie exactly halfway between them.
               It is possible for one side to be simply wrong.
                          -Richard Dawkins, biologist and
                           author (b. 1941)
                           A.W.A.D  Nov2012

Friday, April 17th, 2015

There are no rules for good photographs,
           there are only good photographs.
                        -Ansel Adams
                         Brainy Quotes

Thursday, April 16th, 2015

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                     "The Computer made me do it."

Wednesday, April 15th, 2015

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Which is worse: ignorance or apathy?  Who knows?  Who cares?

Tuesday, April 14th, 2015

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     Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
     They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Monday, April 13th, 2015

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Positive, adj.:
        Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Friday, April 10th, 2015

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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
                -- Josh Billings

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and
    mmake it hit you mouth, you can learn to play tennis.
    If you stick it on your foreheadd, your chances sren't as good.

                      -Vic Braden, Tennis Instructor
                       Submitted by David Poprik

    (Probably applies to handball also, unfortunity. -tftd)

Wednesday, April 8th, 2015

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               Measure with a micrometer.
               Mark with chalk.  Cut with an axe.

Tuesday, April 7th, 2015

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"I love Saturday morning cartoons, what classic humour!  This is what entertainment is all about ... Idiots, explosives and falling anvils."
                -- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson

Monday, April 6th, 2015

There are always two people in every picture:
              the photographer and the viewer.
                            -Ansel Adams
                             Brainy Quotes

Friday, April 3rd, 2015

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

                           (TOWWTRA)

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

When you reward the bad, you punish the good.
                                 (TOWWTRA)

Wednesday, April 1st, 2015

Bad news does not improve with age.
                 GEN Creighton Adams
                 (TOWWTRA)