Friday, May 29th, 2015

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.

                                -Michael John Bobak
                                 Bits and Pieces June 2014
                                 FTOWWTRA

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

Golden Oldie


              Too many of us are like wheelbarrows--
                  useful only when pushed and easily upset.

                                   -Anon

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

As you walk down the great highway of life,
             ask yourself one question:
         Why don't you own a car?

                         -J
                          (FTOWWTRA)

Friday, May 22nd, 2015

Golden Oldie



        Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

                                     -Kin Hubbard

Thursday, May 21st, 2015

 A friend is one who knows you
                 and loves you just the same.

                            -Elbert Hubbard

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

 Golden Oldie





     "I was commander of those ships for a week,"
                    Tom said fleetingly.

Tuesday, May 19th, 2015

A real good scare is
              often worth more than good advice.

                        (FTOWWTRA)

Monday, May 18th, 2015

I have a lifetime contract.  That means I can't be
   fired during the third quarter if we're ahead and
   moving the ball.

                 -Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach
                  Submitted by Dave Poprick

Friday, May 15th, 2015

Golden Oldie




                  Are you good at breaking codes?",
                     Tom asked cryptically.

Thursday, May 14th, 2015

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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
                -- Walt Disney

Tuesday, May 12th, 2015

 Golden Oldie



           Here's to your welcome, which was cordial....
               and to your cordial, which was welcome.

FYI

FYI - Starting June 1st until Sept 1st I will not be posting Quotes due to summer vacation.

Monday, May 11th, 2015

  Hindsight isn't 20/20 -
                It's at least 20/15 and may be 20/10


                                 -Submitted by
                                  Andy Funk

Friday, May 8th, 2015

Golden Oldie




                Horse sense is the thing a horse has
                that keeps it from betting on people.

Thursday, May 7th, 2015

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         A lot of people are afraid of heights.
         Not me.  I'm afraid of widths.

                   -Steve Wright

Wednesday, May 6th, 2015

Golden Oldie



               The clock that is five minutes fast
               is seldom corrected at quitting time.

Tuesday, May 5th, 2015

Golden Oldie

     Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.

Monday, May 4th, 2015

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        One way to make your old car run better
        is to look up the price of a new model.

Friday, May 1st, 2015

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Hatred, n.:
        A sentiment appropriate to the occasion
        of another's superiority.

          -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"