Monday, November 30th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age



                     Of course I talk to myself,
                     sometimes I need expert advice.



                         -Good Clean Funnies List

Friday, November 27th, 2015

 I find that the harder I work,
        the more luck I seem to have.

                -(Thomas Jefferson)

       (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Wednesday, November 25th, 2015

You can either take action or,
           or you can hang back and hope for
           a miracle.  Miracles are great,
           but they are so unpredictable.

                         -(Peter Drucker)

       (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Tuesday, November 24th, 2015

  NCIS Gibbs' Rules

           Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away.

Monday, November 23rd, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age


         Why do I have to press one for English
         when you're just gonna transfer me to
         someone I can't understand anyway?

                   -Good Clean Funnies List

Friday, November 20th, 2015

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"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
                -- Rocky and Bullwinkle

Thursday, November 19th, 2015

Do you know how important now is?
     Enjoy it as much as you can,  because
     no matter how much you want to hold
     on to 'now'. it's going to be 'was'.

                     (Sid Caesar)

 (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Wednesday, November 18th, 2015

Leadership is the combination of two things:
          character and competence.  Character is the
          more important

                  -GEN H. Norman Schwartzkopf
          (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Tuesday, November 17th, 2015

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                  "When you are in it up to your ears,
                   keep your mouth shut."

Monday, November 16th, 2015

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"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
                -- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

Friday, November 13th, 2015

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Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.

Thursday, November 12th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

         I'm going to retire and live off of my savings.
         Not sure what I'll do that second week.


                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Wednesday, November 11th, 2015

The maximum effective range
       of an excuse is zero.



          (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous

Tuesday, November 10th, 2015

 Being Politically Correct means
                  always having to say you're sorry.

                              -Charles Osgood

          (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous)

Monday, November 9th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

         The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than "please".
         I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".


                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Friday, November 6th, 2015

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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do.

Thursday, November 5th, 2015

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Bore, n.:
        A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Wednesday, November 4th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age

         If God wanted me to touch my toes,
         he would've put them on my knees.


                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015

Hope is not a method.

              -GEN Gordon R. Sullivan

         (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous)

Monday, November 2nd, 2015

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
       Some of you may have the opportunity to learn a lot today!

          (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)