Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

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Double-Blind Experiment, n.:
        An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.  Often accompanied by a
belief in the tooth fairy.

Monday, December 21st, 2015

You don't drown by falling in the water;
         you drown by staying there.
                      (Edwin Louis Cole)


                   -From the "Good Quotes" File of
                    someone who wishes to remain
                    anonymous

Friday, December 18th, 2015

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          A child of five could understand this!
           Fetch me a child of five.

        (This sounds like something Groucho would say. tftd)

Thursday, December 17th, 2015

 Random Thoughts as We Age
                    Good Clean Funnies List (GCFL)


          And, of course. Have I sent this to you already.
          or did you send this to me?

Wednesday, December 16th, 2015

We are what we repeatedly do.  Excellence then,
      is not an act, but a habit. (Aristotle)


                   -From the "Good Quotes" File of
                    someone who wishes to remain
                    anonymous

Tuesday, December 15th, 2015

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"If a team is in a positive frame of mind, it will have a good
attitude.  If it has a good attitude, it will make a commitment to playing the game right.  If it plays the game right, it will win --
unless, of course, it doesn't have enough talent to win, and no manager can make goose-liver pate out of goose feathers, so why worry?"
                -- Sparky Anderson

Monday, December 14th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age
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       Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ...
       that makes it a plant which means ...
               chocolate is salad!!!

Friday, December 11th, 2015

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In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as
to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the
speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.

Thursday, December 10th, 2015

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Join the march to save individuality!

Wednesday, December 9th, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age
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         At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came there for.

Tuesday, December 8th, 2015

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THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
        The one who has the gold makes the rules.

Monday, December 7th, 2015

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        Tact is the ability to tell a man
        he has an open mind when he has a
        hole in his head.

Friday, December 4th, 2015

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a  lot of sleep.
                -- W. C. Fields

Thursday, December 3rd, 2015

NCIS Gibbs' Rules


            Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Random Thoughts as We Age
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           Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud?

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

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Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.