Monday, February 29th, 2016

 In theory there is no difference between
         theory and practice. In practice there is.

                          -Yogi Berra
                           Btsiny Quotes

Friday, February 26th, 2016

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Actor:  "I'm a smash hit.  Why, yesterday during the last act, I had everyone glued in their seats!"
Oliver Herford: "Wonderful!  Wonderful!  Clever of you to think of
        it!"

Thursday, February 25th, 2016

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." ~~   Ralph Waldo Emerson




Karie **Please share the inspiration by forwarding to friends and family.

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016

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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
                -- Wernher von Braun

Monday, February 22nd, 2016

Correction does much, but encouragement does more.

                              -Goethe
                               (TOWWTRA)

Friday, February 19th, 2016

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"Death is nature's way of saying `Howdy'".

Thursday, February 18th, 2016

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Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

Wednesday, February 17th, 2016

Random Thoughts as We Age



                     Of course I talk to myself,
                     sometimes I need expert advice.



                         -Good Clean Funnies List

Tuesday, February 16th, 2016

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" ... I told my doctor I got all the exercise I needed being a
pallbearer for all my friends who run and do exercises!"
                -- Winston Churchill

Monday, February 15th, 2016

(From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)




.       Confidence is the feeling you sometimes have
        before you fully understand the situation.

Friday, February 12th, 2016

(From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)




        If you don.t know where you are going,
        then anyway will get you there.*

Thursday, February 11th, 2016

Gibbs's Rules NCIS


            Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence.

Wednesday, February 10th, 2016

 (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)



.               Someone who thinks logically
                is a nice contrast to the real world.

Monday, February 8th, 2016

  (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)


.       It does little good to rearrange chairs on the Titanic.*

Friday, February 5th, 2016

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Famous last words:
        (1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
        (2) "You and what army?"
        (3) "Watch this"

Thursday, February 4th, 2016

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          Grelb's Reminder:

                Eighty percent of all people consider
                themselves to be above average drivers.

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2016

 Flowers for the Living


           Closed eyes can't see the white roses;
           Cold hands can't hold them, you know.
           Breath that is stilled cannot gather
           The odors that sweet from them blow.
           Death, with a peace beyond dreaming
           Its children of earth doth endow;
           Life is the time we can help them;
           So give them the flowers now.

           Here are the struggles and striving;
           Here are the cares and the tears;
           Now is the time to be smoothing
           the frowns and the furrows and fears.
           What, to closed ears are kind sayings?
           What, to hushed heart is deep vow?
           Naught can avail after parting --
           So give them the flowers now.

                     -Murray Banks

           Submitted by Daryl R. Gibson

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2016

"Good judgement comes from experience.
                    Experience comes from bad judgment.
                    And sometimes that bad judgement
                    can be pretty horrific!"

                         Submitted by Herr Kemper

Monday, February 1st, 2016

 NCIS    Gibbs' Rules

              Rule #36: If it feels like you're being played,
                        you probably are