Friday, May 27th, 2016

Golden Oldie


         I don't like spinach,
         and I'm glad I don't,
         because if I liked it I'd
         eat it, and I just hate it.

                -Clarence Darrow

Thursday, May 26th, 2016

Golden Oldie


       Never borrow for what you don't need.
       Never think you need what you have to borrow for.

                         -Irish Proverb

Wednesday, May 25th, 2016

 Golden Oldie


          May those that love us, love us;
             and those that don't love us, May God turn their hearts;


                and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their
                   ankles so we'll know them by their limping.


                                          -Old Irish Toast

Tuesday, May 24th, 2016

Golden Oldie



            The older the fiddle,
              the sweeter the tune.

                        -Irish Proverb
                         DailyInbox:
                         PAX Proverbs Plus
                         - 11-24-03

Monday, May 23rd, 2016

 Goals are dreams with deadlines.

                       (Diana Scharf-Hunt)

Friday, May 20th, 2016

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HELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
                -- E. E. CUMMINGS

Thursday, May 19th, 2016

Random Thoughts as We Age

         If God wanted me to touch my toes,
         he would've put them on my knees.


                    -Good Clean Funnies List

Wednesday, May 18th, 2016

 What we learn from the past is that
                we seldom learn from the past.


              (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016

   Defeat is not the worst of failures.
          Not to have tried is the true failure.

                 -(George E. Woodberry)

Monday, May 16th, 2016

 Teachers open the door,
                        but you must enter by yourself.

                                    (Chinese Proverb)

Friday, May 13th, 2016

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You're never too old to become younger.
                -- Mae West

Thursday, May 12th, 2016

As you walk down the great highway of life,
           ask yourself one question:
                   Why don't I own a car?

  (From the one who wishes to remain anonymous.)

Wednesday, May 11th, 2016

Instead of putting others in their place,
          try putting yourself in their place..

                       (Unknown)

Tuesday, May 10th, 2016

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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

Monday, May 9th, 2016

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"Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing."

Friday, May 6th, 2016

There is a kind of victory in good work,
                  no matter how humble.


                                   -(Jack Kemp)

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
                -- Lily Tomlin

Wednesday, May 4th, 2016

We should certainly count our blessings,
            but we should also make our blessings count.

                                  -(Neal A. Maxwell)

NOTE:

Fri May 27th I will be taking a summer break.  I will be back to posting early Sept.

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
        Watch your words; they become actions.
        Watch your actions; they become habits.
        Watch your habits; they become character.
        Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

                      -(Lao-Tze)

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

If your actions inspire others to dream more,
            do more, and become more, you are a leader.

                             -(John Quincy Adams)