Golden Oldie
The typical newspaper staff has been reduced to one editor,
one managing editor, 14 assistant managing editors, 39
deputy assistant managing editors, and one reporter. The
editors spend their days holding meetings to think of new
ways to cut costs, while the reporter (who, for budgetary
reasons, is not allowed to leave the building) looks out the
window, in case news occurs in the parking lot."
-Dave Barry
The Mouthpiece -
Wednesday, 30th May, 2001
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