Monday, August 19th, 2013

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain
    the difference between complete and finished.
        However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London,
        England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the
        world, Samsunder Balgogin, a Guanese, was the clear winner.
        His final challenge was this: "Some say there is no difference
        between complete and finished. Please explain the difference
        between complete and finished in a way that is easy to
        understand."
        His astute answer: "When you marry the right woman, you are
        complete. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are finished.
        If the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are
        completely finished."
        His answer was received with a standing ovation.
                     -Submitted by Herr Kemper